ړײ The Bruno Super Show

"Elementary, my dear Watson"

"If single women complain that good men are married, and married women always complain about their husbands, this proves the following: there are no good men."

Yes

– What to give gift for a fan of Star Wars?
– Remedy for acne.

Bullying

Crows do not attack the fierce lions

Make your pain your strength and your strength your success.

talk to myself because I like to talk to smart people.

Peter Pan, still time to go with you?

They say I'm violent, just because I refuse to be silent.

I hate to have so much hope in me.

When the serpent offered the Eve the apple, she refused. Then the serpent said:

- If you eat the apple, will have the knowledge of good and evil.

- No!

- You will be immortal.

- No!

- You will be like God!

- No, and no!

Then the snake thinks for a moment and says:

- Eve, apple makes you lose 3 pounds

the eve ate the apple

Life is not having good cards in hand, but playing well with the cards you have.

Some people never make the same mistakes twice. Discover always new mistakes to make.

yes, there are stupid people.

- What Jay Z, was doing in Cuba?
- Buy Cuban Cigars.

IS

ME: - Life is not afraid of YOU
LIFE: But-should have

FBI,FBI ...

Fairies attack.

life

The man becomes eternal when your life is a story and can not be told in just one book.

The Love ...

Love only serves to fuck, in both directions.

Not,not,not ...

I do not see.
I do not.
I do not want.
Do not lie.
Do not cry.
Not suffer.
I do not care.

Learning is accurate.

Never lower your head to anyone, nor lift the nose too high.

Eye to eye is enough.

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Who does not like to live to fight, not born to live.

Look at ass, do not deny. Grip when you can.

Blah Blah Blah Blah

4 Special divisions in hell

lawyers: Help his wife in divorce,And even remove his pants.

Tori Black:Do I have calluses on my right hand, because of her.

Lakers Fans: SO GO TO HELL.16 NBA titles

Politician:NO NEED TO SPEAK A WORD.

Life

I'm like, a mixture of miracle with disaster.

Give value things, not for their worth but for what they mean.

The spirit of Michael lives on in our hearts.

Where is the baseball bat when you need him.

Happpppppppppppy

If you do not have the ability to open your mind, please feel free to close the mouth.

Faith is dancing on the edge of the abyss.

♥♥♥ Drug, everyone loves someone.

New York Knicks, I love you

I'm not jealous, but I watch CSI and know how to make it look like a suicide.

I love you

He will lead us to paradise to victories, with him ahead nothing can stop us.

He is a titan a warrior.

I love you, I love you, I love you guy.

Do not live to make your presence known,

but that its lack is felt ...

RACIST PEOPLE

GO ALL HELL, THE END.

Women Code

The women find it very smart by fake an orgasm, is that we figimos the entire relationship.

video Cool

I love Girls

In life, all we need is 20 seconds of insane courage.

you,just you.ok

"Even though it's hard, do not give up, it's you who makes it happen."

"Good day" "is Friday by chance?" "No" "then it is not good"

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing impossible dreams?

Opportunity

When one door closes, God opens a window

People change or reveal?

success

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
If A is success, then A equals X plus Y Z more Work is X, Y is leisure, and Z is keep your mouth shut.
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